warya wts cookin sfe fr the comment im cool but im on holiday as u know my chikz r chilin and dubais smellin the worst plce to go to holiday on thats all nigga see u in 2 weeks cuz

u fukin liar u know a;; those languages man wts cookin blad salahal harami

can u speak 34 lauguage liar it cant bee oky!!!

Heya .. i gave yooh a brother 5.. ur onlii alowd 2 give 1 noow!! lool .. yooh aii yeah babe ??

yOur A Looserrr 2 :Dx

ummmm whicj mohammed is di??? holla bk at mine xx

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LOOL YEE iM ON MA WAAi 2 BAiL YU OU .. LOOL .. STUk iN TRAFiC ...HAHAHAA

20 Wayz 2 Kno U A Somalian...!


1.You go to drop off one person to the airport, but you take 50 extra people with you

2.Your entire family runs the marathon when they see a dog (calmly walking on the other side of the road)

3.Your cousin is said to have "gone abroad to get married", but you know he’s been mustaafird.

4.You were taught never to talk to strangers at primary school, yet your parents force you to call a complete stranger "Auntie"

5.you think you are so funny

6."The doctor" is your cure to every illness (evern though u curse them)

7.You somehow think you’re related to Puff daddy/naz/any black rapper

8.Your remote control is still in two pieces and u blame or cell taped together.

9.You use your religion to get yourself out of almost anything e.g. P.E, class discussions, debates, sex education, etc.

10.You secretly meet your boyfriend/girlfriend in the most obvious places (e.g. like at the mall) and expect NOT to get caught by your parents

12.You studied A’ Level Maths and your seen as one in a million in the Somali population

13.You make conversations in high pitched voices and the person is standing in front of you

14.You accuse the shopkeeper of being racist when he kindly asks you to pay for your packet of crisps

15.Your mobile phone "just happens to ring" when you see a member of the opposite sex

16.You think that u can drive and you don’t need a licence, insurance or tax plate

17.BOYS: You secretly do shopping or house work but act as if you dont

18."My mate wants to check ya!" is secretly your chat-up line

19.Your can tell a Somali home by it’s curtains

20.You think you’re part of the MAFIA, yet you hang on corner streets.

Send This 2 Ya Somali M8z Get 5 Bk U R A Tru Somalian

P.s Half Ov Dis Aint Tru But It Iz Joke!!!
:D

yu change my password

SHUT UP U GAYY BOIIII LOOOL HU SED GREEN UR COLOUR I CN WEAR IT ND WAHH LOOL AHAHAHA MAHHHHH POLISH SLLAAAGGG AHAHAHAHAH LOOOOOOL NUFFF LOVEE X
HLD TYT

[x] I'll b der [x]
[x] wen no 1 is der 4 u [x]
[x] and u think no1 cares [x]
[x] wen the whole wrld walks out on u [x]
[x] and u fink ur alone [x]
[x] ill b der [x]
[x] wen the 1 u care bout the most [x]
[x] couldn't care less bout u [x]
[x] wen the 1 u gave ur heart 2 [x]
[x] throws it bac in ur face [x]
[x] ill b der [x]
[x] wen the person u trusted [x]
[x] betrays u [x]
[x] wen the person u share all ur memories with [x]
[x] can't even memba ur birthday [x]
[x] i'll b der [x]
[x] wen all u need is a fwend [x]
[x] 2 listen 2 u whine [x]
[x] wen al u need is sum1 [x]
[x] 2 catch ur tears [x]
[x] ill b der [x]
[x] wen ur heart hurts so bad [x]
[x] u cant even breathe [x]
[x] wen u just wanna crawl up n die [x]
[x] ill b der [x]
[x] wen u start 2 cry [x]
[x] afta hearin dat sad song [x]
[x] wen tears wont [x]
[x] stop falin dwn [x]
[x] ill b der [x]
[x] so u c ill b der until the end [x]
[x] this is a promise i can make [x]
[x] if u eva need me [x]
[x] just give me a call ... [x]
[x] n ill b der ... [x]

I got your Back
You got mine,
I'll help you out
Anytime.
To see you hurt
To see you cry,
Makes me weep
And wanna die.
And if you agree
To never fight,
It wouldn't matter
Who's wrong or right.
If a broken heart
Needs a mend,
I'll be right there
To the end.
If your cheeks are wet
From drops of tears,
Don't you worry,
Let go of your fears.
Hand in hand
Love is sent,
We'll be friends
Till the end

wag1 mo wat da fuk yur profile's twisted i like da playboy thing yu player

Thanx for the add
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crazy ass bitch u are fukin hilarious and silly at the same time but thats wt everybody adores u bout i have ur bak and always be there wen u need me bye friend see u in the holidays tc